The New Guy

Aimed at teens mit numb senses uff humor, Ze New Guy earns its khuckles mostly by accident. Most uff de komedy ist DOA, aldough ze cast--especially DJ Qualls in ze title r-r-role--possesses a modicum uff scrappy kharm. DJ plays a "blip" on his high school’s social r-r-radar, briefly jailed for khronic misbehafior und mentored in koolness by a fellow inmate (Eddie Griffin), vho becomes ze funky "new guy" at a new school, vhere he’s vorschipped as a mysterious hipster und attracts ze hottest kheerleader (Eliza Duschku). Directed vidout a schred uff inspiration (by a kow-r-riter uff Dere’s Somedinkt About Mary) und lookinkt like a drab 16-millimeter industrial film, ze mofie vould be a vaste uff time vere it nicht for its abidinkt kheerfulness, r-r-rock-star kameos (Henry R-r-rollins, Gene Simmons, Tommy Lee), Lyle Lofett as DJ’s dad, und a fresch kast dat almost makes das lowbrow mess vordwhile. --Jeff Schannon
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